Saturday, 3 November 2012

Public Service Announcement! Utmost importance.

Some folks just dont know when to leave.
The ones that hang around and overstay their welcome. Am waiting. Go on bugger off.
No not you. Am in a silly mood ignore me. I can't sleep.

I have a post card. I like it.  In fact I have several. Many in the vein of a Wee sweary.
They are coming very soon.  Next post in fact. Those who are easily offended should look away.

A good sweary

Nothing like ango saxo at the right time!

I happily use all swears and am not prejudiced. I will not discriminate

A blog I quite enjoy as its random is that of Scarcastic Bastard.  Also prone to a sweary especially in relation to animal cruelty.

So just because I feel like it

Buggerbastardtwatshitebollocksfuckityfuckfeckertossernobseeyounexttuesdaypissingbloodyhellwankerypoo and all derivatives.

Was an Eve Ensler kind of girl and have proudly reclaimed 'that' word while sitting in an audience shouting it loud and proud with my sisters. Sharnt say it as it doth offend still and I respect that despite being uncouth and uneducated and moronic and fond of a sweary. Sniff. Such is me scumbag lot!

oh lord I just remembered Bob!

Why do I blog...?

Well primarily for me its a cathartic get it off my chest / a means to organise thoughts / to take stock. A journal that in 2012 has an interactive ' Dear diary' that is vast. I don't write to share wisdom. Have very little of that. I don't claim to have an aspirational lifestyle of any kind. I dont write for it to be read even. If it is and my mad mixed up life interests people, makes them laugh, is a bit of a soap opera, whatever then that's great. Blogging a bit of an affirmation of real life choices maybe....

Sometimes my blog brings order and reflection to the real world. Sometimes Blogland folks share pearls of wisdom which is very cool! :-)

I ve gained a great deal from reading other peoples blogs. Different POVs which are always interesting. (I once went on an Orange walk to learn more about the lodge folks - doesn't mean I agree with them but in anthropological stylee I learnt some stuff) I don't get involved in giveaways or stuff like that. I think its lovely though. Am pants at choosing gifts and it would give me no end of nightmares.

I read blogs before I blogged. Some people share so much and through reading I have learnt a great deal.Practical and otherwise.
The tips are fantastic for frugal stuff. As are the stories of technically strangers lives. INSPIRATIONAL and all wonderfully different. What are you going to learn that s new if you have too much same.

I m a bit of a roller coaster girl up and down. The blog keeps me more train  like. Also an outlet for the negative stuff. A bit like wind. Am by that I mean the gaseous stuff. BETTER OUT THAN IN.  My blog is a load of old fart.....this amuses me greatly.

Hi ho!




Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Food Banks - BBC Programme last night

Hmm Don't know if you caught the very late food bank programme on BBC. It should be on I player.

Raised some questions for me.

Food banks while delivering food as an emergency is all well and good. You need to be referred to a food bank from various sources/agenices and deemed to be in need. I have sympathy for genuine peeps who are in this predicament. Changes in circumstanes - a delayed payment of benefits etc etc

One family with five children where parent had gone to university and the wife worked part time had their housing benefit mucked up and had got into debt. She had also had difficulties actually getting the food and was judged. They were clearly genuine.

However my main issue was that no one was actually advising these people how to make their food last longer, work to a budget etc.

One family of four claimed they needed £90 a week to feed themselves properly!!! They were on benefits and regularly used the food bank.

Now life on benefits is tough and you need to be super frugal. But !!!!£90 Get real! Thats proper luxury in my book!

There were a few people who had got into debt with those legal loan sharks such as Wonga and Money Exchange that had ridiculous interest rates and will take everything from your bank account as means of re payment leaving you with nothing. A few people had fallen into this trap but borrowing is another story.  I have sympathy as they are clearly not the most money/credit savy of folk if they felt the need to use a loan source such as this.  What they needed the loan for I don't know.  But we can all make mistakes with these evil sources who are nothing but legal loop hole loan sharks.

Point. Most months I am skint and know I have to tighten the belt and not spend on stuff I don't need.
Food is a priority. £30 feeds me and Weeny and Biggles at weekends very adequately.  I could reduce this easily to £20. All household stuff in included in this. Utilities I budget for as well. Drastically. £25 per month on gas and £25 per month on Electric. This builds up over time as so far I haven't spent all this but you never know with winter and what it may bring.

Can I use a food bank please? It would really help. But because I budget and live in my meagre means I am deemed ok. And its tight. Very tight.

Maybe as a welfare move the government/ food banks needs to teach people how to budget for food ,electricity etc (Mr C's Big new society should be able to rustle up some volunteers) - on benefits then just like the employability coursesfor  job seekers that they must attend after a while, what about budgeting courses that are also mandatory. Especially if they have children. Learn how rto eek out mince with grated carrot, learn how to cook veg! Jees!

Do I feel crap at times that my daughter does not have a nice house like her little pals? Has to wear second hand clothes, has second hand toys??? Yes but it changes nowt and we get on with it. Suck it up and move on.

And loads of these people had pets. Poor pets.. Did they get fed??? I would love to have a dog but know I couldn't afford the care and up keep.

Priorities me thinks.  grump and grump.


Eeek

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Nearly there but not quite- grump and grump and swear.

Double drat and blast.  Got the positive line a wee literally a wee! while ago but it wasn't meant to be. Again so close to the fairy tale but not everyone gets the super happy ending. The bugger is we had got it into our head that kids were not to be and this was just a bit of a shitty thing to happen considering we had done the long talk and the making decisions and what. Seriously looking at postings abroad and considering all the palarva that goes with it. Having a sprogglet would have been the icing on the cake. For an instant we had a peek at the happy fairytale ending. Fate and G-d, the  destiny fairies, whoever it is - is a real git and needs a good kicking. Kind of thought it likely given the statistics for peeps my age  nearly 40 but you can always hope... Sigh.

We were both doing well and working out the future. Poor Biggles.

Sod it sod it sod it. What a bollox! It was early and we only really knew for a few days but it makes me grumpy as  pissed off as a pissed off thing in a pissed off thing competition.

Onwards as ever. A grumpy sour puss Eeek who is more angry than upset funnily enough. What was the sodding point!!!!!

yes am sitting on a huge feck off pity pott with a a huge club in my hand swinging it angrily at annoying type flies who dare piss me off.  Patience - not alot of it about at the moment but a darkly sick sense of humour which I  will excercise while watching Don't tell the Bride and pitying the sad sad ( mostly) folk who think their world can be made perfect by the perfect look at me look at me day that costs loads of money and is all about stuff not meaning. Silly silly people.

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Bugger. Need TV AERIEL PROBLEM FIXING. CALL OUT FEES.AHHH!

Monday, 15 October 2012

Menu plan from my phone

Monday. Semi home made pizza. Yellow stickered bases with left over toppings
Tuesday. Stir fry with left over veg
Wednesday. Veggie sausages veg and mash
Thursday. Ham and Cheese sandwiches. We are on a train.
Friday -Sunday depends on what is in Biggles London fridge.

Shopping wont happen this week as we will be away. We will take food on the train with juice and a flask.

Hmm I need crisps and yoghurt.